I bought a coat - a spy coat. Trench coat. Double-breasted, mid length, mac. Inspector Gadget, or flasher chic if you forget the trilby. They're everywhere right now. I've been looking for one for a while, and my housemate handed me a 30% off, one day only, voucher for Gap he didn't think he would be using. I went to get out of the house, and because I thought they'd probably have something. I found the coat. It was grey rather than the traditional camel colour I really wanted - which was a bit of an issue as a friend has a similar item. Anyway. I put it on. It fitted pretty well and I liked the longish length it had going. I took an iPhone picture in the mirror to send to Tom for Opinions. I wandered around the shop for a while clutching the coat and waiting for an answer. After 10 minutes I had exhausted the shop and decided just to buy the coat. 30% is a good deal, and it's just on today, and it IS the kind of coat I've been looking for, and I don't spend THAT much time with the friend. As I leave, I get a text. 'Out with Jenn, we both agree the coat is only so-so.' I turn around and go back into the shop. I know I will never wear the coat. I tell the cashier that a friend has just told me she owns the exact same coat, because saying 'my boyfriend doesn't really like it' sounds even more dumb. He gives me an odd look, but returns it for me...7 whole minutes after he sold it to me.
I text Tom the story. His response: I love you. I tell him that he's the only person on earth who would...
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